What's This?!

You might think I'm jumping the gun, but I've been done with my Christmas shopping for a month.

I Love Useless Holidays

Read after the jump to see an alternate picture I drew that I decided was not as funny!  It's like reading a less funny version of this post- but in a really fantastic way!

The Process of Blogging

1. Have an Idea.

2. Map it out on paper verbatim how you see it in your head:

Sorry my real handwriting is kind of atrocious

3. Decrease the quality by recreating the pictures in paint and adding color.

4. Briefly love this idea.

5. Suddenly question the idea's worth.

6. Give into self-doubt.

7. Do not publish the blog post.

Smells Like Ocean

Who put Hunterdon County by the shore?

The air smelled like salt water today, but I guess it's just fall. 

Everything about that picture was much more difficult to draw than I should admit. 

Hopefully I'll think of something real to post soon.  I have blogger's block.

I Reached a New Low Today

I tivoed an episode of SpongeBob before leaving the house because I had to know how it ended.

I know.

In my defense the episode dealt with the exploitation of employees, the ramifications of a having a person in power who does not deserve that type of control, how far obsession will take a person and the vast importance of relaxation that contributes to a person's mindset.  ...The Krusty Krab decided to become a 24/7 establishment and Plankton wanted the secret recipe. 

So, it was basically like every other episode.  But something about this episode was different.  It was almost evil the way it sucked me in and tortured me with the question Will SpongeBob finally fall for Plankton's tricks and give up the Krabby Patty secret formula?

Spoiler alert: He didn't.

Maybe I am just easily manipulated by television.  No matter the subject matter or the characters.  They have this sick hold on me.

Or maybe I just really like SpongeBob.

A Three Part Story

The end.

I Gave Up Coffee, It Lasted a Week

It's just easier this way.

I Forgot My Minecraft Password

I'm ready to build an underwater castle, now.

 Yes, I'm drinking out of a blue wine glass.  I don't know why I drew it.  I'm not sure I knew what I was blogging until I blogged it. 

UPDATE:

I drew more pictures.

I promise I will be making real content soon.

Being a Neighbor is Hard Work

Remember my neighbor who gardens in the dark?  Well, she is on vacation this week and she asked my mother and I to water her beloved plants.

Here's how she went about it:

Now, I might be exaggerating a little (as I tend to do) but she honestly admitted to my mother that she is a terrible neighbor and doesn't talk to my mom when she sees us- but she needs a favor. 

The first time I spoke with her was the day we moved in.  I said two words to her and she said, "You don't sound like you're from New Jersey!"  To which I responded, "Well, I am." 

She smiles a lot.  Too much.  She's hiding something.  Perhaps... under her garden?

I might be breaking out the shovel soon.  If you don't hear from me for a few weeks, check the garden.

But don't bother the tomato plants, they are coming in quite nicely!

Why Bluetooths are My Least Favorite Anything

My feelings towards customers who come into a store without a bluetooth:

My feelings towards customers who come into a store with a bluetooth:

And not to sound like Jerry Seinfeld, but:  What's up with bluetooths, anyway?

Get it?  It's a blue tooth.  I spent time conjuring that one up.  

Sorry about this whole idea.  I guess anything passes for a blog post these days. 

Well. I'm Almost Ready to Start Updating.

Great news!

My desktop is officially built and my laptop problem is diagnosed (broken screen) and is being patched up at the computer hospital at this very moment.  Or, at least, is waiting in its little laptop dressing gown for his screen transplant.  I'm sure it will be painless.

(Fingers crossed).

Within the next week I will be able to post a lot more and even have a few topics in mind!  (What up, pre-planning?)

However, posting might get postponed for some World of Warcraft time.  I've been offline for 40-something days.  I need some asocial me-time. 

Dear Bioware,

Please hire me.

I am super professional 100% of the time.

I am dedicated to everything I do, and I get things done fast.

I will gladly relocate.

I am very creative.

I love your games.

My female Shepard's suit is also purple.  I hope that carries some weight.