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Thursday, December 17, 2015

Still Doing This

DONE! It took me half of December to get caught up on pictures, but I did it. I know you all missed my stupid pictures.

Star Wars comes out today, but we're not seeing it until the day after Christmas (in Philadelphia on IMAX, yay!). This means total hibernation mode until then.

So everyone else enjoy Star Wars. I'll be deleting my Facebook app and wearing the Sensory Deprivator 3000. Check out this post's final picture for a dramatic representation of our internet hiatus.

In the meantime, here is Nov. 30 - Dec. 17. Finally.

Prompt: Potato and Asparagus death match

Prompt: Mashed Potato Spaceship
Prompt: Kangaroo jumping over a fence
Prompt: That touchdown

Prompt: Using glassware for the wrong thing

Prompt via Jen: Spot Coffee

Prompt via Jen: Dogtown

Prompt: Fish seek vengeance on Brett for eating them
Prompt: You try to hang up Christmas lights but get tangled in them
Prompt: I'm trapped in a snow globe and Brett tries to find me

Prompt: Robot Love

Prompt: Don't look in the closet

Prompt: Serena has dug herself a hole with all these pictures she has to draw

Prompt: Frog Chair

Prompt: Serena takes care of Brett
Prompt: Emo Doctor

Prompt: Rubbing your feet on the carpet to get static electricity and using it as a weapon
Prompt: Brett and Serena don't go see Star Wars




Sunday, November 29, 2015

Thankful for Cell Phones

I'm obviously thankful for my family and friends, but I am also very grateful for the decent cell phone app I used to draw all of my pictures this week.

Hope everyone enjoyed whatever it was they did with their time off this weekend. And now, into Christmas.

It's Nov. 23 - Nov. 29.

Prompt: George Lucas is now on the $1 bill
Prompt: Something you don't want on your sandwich
Prompt: Sad house
Prompt: Sad mouse
Prompt: "Wake up, Sheeple."*
*Channeling "They Live"
Prompt: A fish catching a human
Prompt: Santa leaves something strange under the Christmas tree

Sunday, November 22, 2015

This is Me Being an Adult

Today I was a total adult and got my oil changed, cleaned the bathroom, vacuumed the apartment, paid my rent, jumped on my couch when the Packers won for the first time in four weeks and drew three pictures in MS paint.

Don't forget that you can join me in being an adult and suggest really adult-like things for me to draw by visiting this link.

Here is Nov. 16 - Nov. 22.

Prompt: Something sinister lurks in a pile of leaves
Prompt: You wake up and your cat is now a Jedi
Prompt: Serena tries to pour coffee into a cup and misses
Prompt: There is a monster coming out of a sink like in It, but it is a cute monster
Prompt: Kaiju in his native London*
*Crested geckos are actually from New Caledonia, a "special collectivity" of France off of Australia. We just like to pretend Kaiju is British
Prompt: Serena hits the streets to find the prompt for her next picture
Prompt: A tomato and a cucumber sitting on a couch together

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Yoshis and Penguins and Guy Fieris, Oh My

This weeks includes what I consider my most detailed "work" yet, and probably (definitely) my favorite picture I've drawn so far.

This is Nov. 5 - Nov. 15. Enjoy.

Prompt: All of the knit things in this apartment come to life
Prompt: Guy Fieri as James Bond
Prompt: A giant man-eating pepper puts humans on its food to make it spicy
Prompt: Person sells the weirdest stuff on eBay
Prompt: Weird Bear
Prompt: Brett as a Mario character
Prompt: Kaiju plays N64
Prompt: A pizzeria makes clocks out of pizza
Prompt: Serena gets trapped inside the television and Brett won't help
Prompt via Jen: Pickle Dance
Prompt: Penguin fight

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

I Am Turning Into a Cartoon

Fell behind this week and had to double up on some of my days. So while I'm not literally drawing a picture every day of the year, every day of the year will have its own picture.

That makes sense, right?

So here is the presumably highly anticipated Oct. 26 - Nov. 4.

P.s. Please give me ideas here. I am so sick of Brett's ideas. And you can tell him I said that.

Prompt: Raven and Cardinal Battling

Prompt: Mr. Mashed Potato Head

Prompt: Casual Mocha Wednesday

Prompt via Anonymous: Mickey Mouse as vindictive overlord
Prompt: Laundry day for the Orcs from Lord of the Rings

Prompt: Brett wearing a funny t-shirt


Prompt: Beer turning into blood


Prompt: Mormon Bar Trivia*
*Easily the worst prompt ever in the history of life. If you disagree, draw your own and send it to me.
Prompt: Brett intently playing Animal Crossing

Prompt: Pretentious art person analyzes stupid painting