This is a completely accurate, present tense guide to what I did today. I didn't list how many hours/miles I drove in a car today, though. It was a big number, but not big enough to make a picture for.
...Actually, none of these things are really worthy of making a picture. I'm just waiting for my clothes to dry.
UPDATE: My clothes are dried and I have a toasty shirt on. And deciding to watch a movie at 1 a.m. results in falling asleep at 2 a.m. and waking up to the characters all of a sudden in jail and handling fish.