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Sunday, April 1, 2012

This is what it feels like inside my head right now:

Let me explain.

I applied for the worst freelance job ever.  I have to write a "viral video" for a 69-year-old woman from Minnesota.  It's for an app and it makes no sense.

So, after I got home from doing this all day with my friend Bridget:

I decided to get to work on my new task!

Yeah. Okay.

When I don't want to do something, I just give myself a ridiculous amount of tedious projects. I went to Walmart twice and Kohls searching for picture frames.  I bought myself new clothes and then went through my entire closet and seriously halved it.

Then I vacuumed my room and dicked around on the internet.

Then I wrote it, drew that picture, and put together this awful blogpost.

That thing I wrote? Worst thing ever. Hooray.  Wow. Fuck this blogpost, I'm really trying to waste my time.



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