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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Should I Feel Threatened?

There's this guy comes into the liquor store.  He comes in intermittently and always makes comments about me.  Recently, the comments have escalated into the creepy zone.  This man told me he was 50 years old, and last night our one-sided conversation sent off a red flag.


There are two ways I could take this comment.

SCENARIO A:


SCENARIO B:


I am going to prefer to think that this man is completely harmless.  But, too many customers at the store like me and because of it, strange things escape from their mouths.  I think I am going to dye my hair so no one recognizes me.  And pierce my entire face.

It's for safety.


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