Some of you stare a tad longer than I would like, and some of you awkwardly say nice things to me that come out a lot creepier than intended. To help you understand the dichotomy between what you perceive in your mind and what is actually happening, I've drawn this for you.
Think of it as how-to guide, in not being creepy. (If how-to guides gave no actually how-tos about fixing the problem in question).
I hope this little information session has been informative. Please stop being freaky now.